The Lusty Vegan: How to Craft a Good Apology
Some of us are really awful at apologizing. Instead of making a whoopsie better, we end up backing ourselves into the hole we already dug. Sometimes, it’s an accident. We might really be attempting at...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Holidays Mean It’s Time to Meet the Family
Well this is awkward... I knew my boyfriend had told his parents we were dating when he invited me over for Christmas dinner. See, we had been friends for a very long time, and I knew his family well,...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: What Are Your Dating Deal-Breakers?
Size is actually not a deal-breaker for me. Surprise! I don’t have any definitive deal-breakers. Wait, wait, I take that back: anything that could warrant extensive jail-time is probably a...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: 3 Ways of Thinking That Will Improve Your Sex Life
There really is no winning recipe for “good” sex. Everyone likes it a little bit different, and when we put two—or more!– people together in a sexual situation, well they’re going to have to work...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Only One Cook in the Kitchen
My manpiece doesn’t cook. Okay, well he tries sometimes. Before we lived together, his kitchen repertoire consisted of: noodles with crazy salt, noodles with cheese, noodles with cheese and crazy salt,...
View ArticleBest of The Lusty Vegan: 3 Ways to Talk About Sex When You’re Having Problems...
Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! Well this talk seems to be going well... Communication is important in...
View ArticleBest of the Lusty Vegan: Stop Trying to Change Your Omni Partner
Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! Recently, I sat on a bench with my darling omni boyfriend enjoying frozen...
View ArticleBest of The Lusty Vegan: When Do You Talk About Your Fantasies?
Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! "What's autoerotic asphyxiation?" Recently, I was texting an ex about a...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Why You Should Put Yourself First This Year
Are you tired of everyone talking about the new year yet? For many, the new year symbolizes some sort of mystical life reset button, like everything will be better when the clock strikes midnight. All...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: 5 Concepts to Make You Better in Bed
I’m not going to get into blowjob techniques here, because this isn’t Cosmo, and also I think my dad reads this column. But for anyone who wants to be better in bed—which should be all of us—here are...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Let’s Talk About Emotional Affairs
Image from darfuns.com You’re laying in bed and your phone goes off – you have a text, and as you see that name pop up on the screen, your stomach does a little belly flop and your heart starts beating...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: In Response to the Sexual Politics of Veganism
Photograph by Lau Cleo I recently read an interesting article on the Vegan Feminist Network about the sexual politics of veganism. Now, you may be thinking, “wtf does veganism have to do with sex?”...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: What to Do When Your Partner is Depressed
Ah, depression, you miserable bitch. Anyone who has ever suffered from this condition knows it can be dark, cold, and hopeless. Whether you’re depressed due to life circumstances, or a chemical...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Spend Time Not Money on Your Valentine
Is this normal? Valentine’s day is the cilantro of the American holiday circuit …you either love it, or it leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Personally, I have a tumultuous relationship with the...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Deconstructing the “In-Between” Dating Stage
That's one way to wait by the phone... (Photo by Anthony de Schoolmeester) The one thing I really loathed about singledom was the whole “in-between” stage of casual dating. You know, the swampy ground...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: What Are Your Top Tips for Vegan-On-Omni Relationships?
Hey, all. Bossaroo Ayinde and I are gearing up to announce a really exciting project. This project has been 2 years in the making! Before we unleash it, I am compiling some info to be featured in said...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: What to Do When You Don’t Like Your Partner’s Friends
“I love you, but your friends suck.” Ouch. A discrepancy in social circles can really hinder a healthy relationship and act as a point of contention between the two of you, and your friends. Everyone...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: The Four-Legged C*ck Block
"What'cha guys doing up there?" So here’s a weird confession: Ever since I adopted a dog back in December, my sex life has been dwindling. Since my manslice and I live in a studio space, our pup is...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan: Traveling in Twos
I’ll never forget the first time I went away with my (now) boyfriend. We had only been dating for about 6 weeks, and we went on a long weekend trip to Cape Cod. He came from Manhattan to Connecticut...
View ArticleThe Lusty Vegan Official Book Announcement!
Hey all you grassmunchers. Ayinde and I are extremely excited to officially be able to announce that our book, The Lusty Vegan, A Cookbook and Dating Manifesto for Vegans and The People Who Love Them,...
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